How is the summer treating you so far. Enjoying your summer travel? Here are some really fun travel jokes that I stumbled upon while surfing the endless world of 'INTERNET'.
A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The stewardess asked, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?” He said that she had. So she said, “Tell your mother that TWA always pulls out on time.”
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From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.”
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An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.” The patrolman says, “May I see your license?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.” The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had.” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” “HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU,” the old man yells.
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A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be followin’ ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,” the guide said. “Unfortunately, it’s being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.” “We can’t be here tomorrow,” the nasty woman shouted. “We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can’t kiss the stupid stone.” “Well now,” the guide said, “it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you’ll have the same good fortune.” “AndI suppose you’ve kissed the stone,” the woman scoffed. “No, ma’am,” the frustrated guide said, “but I’ve sat on it.”
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Funny Laws of Nevada, USA
Top notch casinos, over the top hotels, world class restaurants, mesmerizing sights and vibrant nightlife awaits you in Nevada. Home to the gambling capital of the world, Las Vegas, Nevada is an experience of a lifetime. Besides all these sights, attractions and activities, Nevada is also the home to some of the wackiest laws in the world. Sit back and enjoy these dumb laws that are supposed to protect its citizens.
1. In Nevada, no matter how rich you are, please don’t ride you camel on the high way, unless you want to be jailed.
2. Did someone shot your dog in your property! In Nevada you can hang that person because it is 100% legal! All dog shooters beware!
3. In Nevada don't go out without your mask as it its illegal to walk the streets without wearing a mask.
4. In Nevada you can be jailed for buying drinks for more than three people.
1. In Nevada, no matter how rich you are, please don’t ride you camel on the high way, unless you want to be jailed.
2. Did someone shot your dog in your property! In Nevada you can hang that person because it is 100% legal! All dog shooters beware!
3. In Nevada don't go out without your mask as it its illegal to walk the streets without wearing a mask.
4. In Nevada you can be jailed for buying drinks for more than three people.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Funny Laws of Alaska
Have you ever been to Alaska? If not, you should visit Alaska atleast once in a lifetime. Blessed with mesmerizing outdoors and natural beauty, filled with abundance 
of recreational and adventure sports, rich history, culture, diverse cuisine, vibrant urban life and lively nightlife, Alaska truly is an amazing place to be. Apart from all the attractions and activities, Alaska also is home to some of the funniest laws in the world. If you are visiting Alaska, watch out for these laws.
1. Hunting bear is 100% legal in Alaska. But ironically, it’s illegal to wake a bear from his or her sleep just for the sake of photo opportunities.
2. Are you a die hard moose lover? No matter what, when you are in Fairbanks, try not to give alcoholic beverages to a moose, unless you are willing to pay some fines.
3. Another law in Fairbanks also says that moose cannot have sex in the city, as it is illegal. Can anyone give me some suggestions on how to deliver this message to all those horny moose that no matter how badly they want to do it, they should do it beyond the city limit!
4. Taking one of those breathing airplane tours of Alaska! Be careful as it is illegal to view moose from an airplane.
5. Planning to give your beloved Mr. Kangaroo a haircut, well in Alaska Kan
garoos are not allowed inside barber shops. By the way, who in the world would take a Kangaroo to a barber shop????
6. So you are among those who love hunting moose? Well it’s legal to hunt Moose in Alaska, but its illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
Alaska truly is a state full of surprises. Sure these laws are weird and dumb but don’t let these stop you from visiting Alaska.
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of recreational and adventure sports, rich history, culture, diverse cuisine, vibrant urban life and lively nightlife, Alaska truly is an amazing place to be. Apart from all the attractions and activities, Alaska also is home to some of the funniest laws in the world. If you are visiting Alaska, watch out for these laws.1. Hunting bear is 100% legal in Alaska. But ironically, it’s illegal to wake a bear from his or her sleep just for the sake of photo opportunities.
2. Are you a die hard moose lover? No matter what, when you are in Fairbanks, try not to give alcoholic beverages to a moose, unless you are willing to pay some fines.
3. Another law in Fairbanks also says that moose cannot have sex in the city, as it is illegal. Can anyone give me some suggestions on how to deliver this message to all those horny moose that no matter how badly they want to do it, they should do it beyond the city limit!
4. Taking one of those breathing airplane tours of Alaska! Be careful as it is illegal to view moose from an airplane.
5. Planning to give your beloved Mr. Kangaroo a haircut, well in Alaska Kan
garoos are not allowed inside barber shops. By the way, who in the world would take a Kangaroo to a barber shop????6. So you are among those who love hunting moose? Well it’s legal to hunt Moose in Alaska, but its illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
Alaska truly is a state full of surprises. Sure these laws are weird and dumb but don’t let these stop you from visiting Alaska.
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Monday, May 3, 2010
Funny Laws of the World: Texas USA
Have you ever been to Texas? If you haven’t, you should at least visit it once in a lifetime. Notoriously known for its action packed old Wild West stories and histories, blessed with jaw breaking outdoors and vibrant cultural life, Texas is an experience of a lifetime. When it comes to sights and activities, no other destinations offer as much as Texas.
Besides all the sights and activities, Texas unfortunately is also the home to some of the most hilarious, wackiest and dumbest laws in the world. So if you are visiting Texas, be careful! We dont want you to mess with any of these hilarious laws.
1. Are you a beer lover? Well unless you want to be caged for a month or two, don’t take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
2. Are you broke? Are you planning to sell some of your stuffs? You can sell anything except your eyes because it’s illegal here in Texas.
3. Are you a train driver, a pilot or whatever, be careful while passing through Texas as the law states that if two train meet each other at a railroad crossing, both the train should stop their engine and should not move unless the other train moves.
4. In Texas, the entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
5. Never shot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. You know why? Because it’s illegal in Texas!
6. The wackiest of all is, in Dallas It’s illegal to have realistic dildos.
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Besides all the sights and activities, Texas unfortunately is also the home to some of the most hilarious, wackiest and dumbest laws in the world. So if you are visiting Texas, be careful! We dont want you to mess with any of these hilarious laws.
1. Are you a beer lover? Well unless you want to be caged for a month or two, don’t take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
2. Are you broke? Are you planning to sell some of your stuffs? You can sell anything except your eyes because it’s illegal here in Texas.
3. Are you a train driver, a pilot or whatever, be careful while passing through Texas as the law states that if two train meet each other at a railroad crossing, both the train should stop their engine and should not move unless the other train moves.
4. In Texas, the entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
5. Never shot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. You know why? Because it’s illegal in Texas!
6. The wackiest of all is, in Dallas It’s illegal to have realistic dildos.
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